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[12 Jan 2011|06:40am] |
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It's going to snow tonight.
So who's going to offer to take me out for drinks and warm me up?
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[18 Dec 2010|07:45pm] |
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The police continue to be a pain in my fantastic ass. Exactly where was this painstaking attention to detail of theirs the last time someone broke into my apartment?
[Hermes]
When are you going to stop playing baby-sitter to a muse and come home? I'm bored and I miss your penis.
after talking to Hermes she edits: [Perseus]
I have the feeling you could use a good hard fuck. [address] Just don't keep me waiting too long.
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[16 Dec 2010|05:06pm] |
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[Hephaestus]
Tell me, darling, what are you working on recently?
And do you do commissions?
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[10 Dec 2010|08:55am] |
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[OOC: The comics in this post are from oglaf.com and are VERY NOT WORKSAFE and probably also not safe if anyone is looking over your shoulder. ]
I've been using Hermes' computer to read comics all today because the police currently have mine while they go through it for their moronic investigation. My website is still down which means I'm not doing anything at all with my time.
( But these pages are relevant to my interests )
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[26 Nov 2010|04:50am] |
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Had a delicious night and then an almost as delicious morning, only to be followed by a distinctly undelicious hour-ago when the police showed up at my door informing me that had to investigate claims that I was a prostitute. Which would be all fine and dandy really, except for the fact that I run a pornography website and they're now freezing it down until they've investigated every single angle and interviewed all my models.
This, my darling children, is rather bothersome.
For the record though: I'm a slut, not a whore.
( [Hermes] )
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[20 Nov 2010|12:34am] |
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[Hermes]
Look at me, all in one piece.
Should I photoshop out this labia tattoo or not? On the one hand, it's very unique. On the other, it's utterly hideous.
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[19 Nov 2010|03:46am] |
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[Blocked from Zeus]
Some nights I honestly feel like reverse Pepe le Pew, bouncing along merrily while slobbering men give chase as fast as they can. I suppose it's the nymph in me. It's in our blood to run from gods after all. We're really very good at the chase when it comes to 'rapey' Olympians.
Hurry up, gentlemen, I can't keep stopping for drinks while you try to keep up. I'll grow bored of this quickly.
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[03 Nov 2010|02:20pm] |
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Since I've been talking on the website forum, why not ask it here as well:
Favorite position, darlings?
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[01 Oct 2010|06:37pm] |
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[Hermes]
Darling, I'm having a bevy of my models here tomorrow and I've invited Ares to join me and sample the tastes. Interested in joining us?
Where are you right now? I'm bored, love.
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[14 Sep 2010|04:50pm] |
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Note to self: If you keep seducing your prospective website designers before the end of the interview, you'll never find out if they're any good.
Well, not a websites anyway.
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[20 Aug 2010|03:08pm] |
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Living with the husband is rather unusual, but he very rarely gets in the way. After all, he's been locked up for so long he's having to make the most of his freedom now. Some days I don't even see him as he's off with his various new lovers.
I've lost the dear Sophie as she showed up here earlier and kicked up a fuss about sexual consent and all the rest of it. (As if I need to stoop so low as to actually drug her - as she claimed - and she certainly enjoyed it all once I'd talked her around. I don't know where she's coming from with all this rape talk, the silly little girl.) But it does mean I need to find myself a new little mortal to help me run to site and doing the retouching. Such a pain. I wish the humans would just behave themselves. Is that really so much to ask?
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[08 Aug 2010|06:09pm] |
Busy times coming up, and not just the photoshoot of the four models I'm doing tomorrow. (Ask to meet the ladies. You'll love them. Sondra can bend like you wouldn't believe.)
[Filtered to Pan]
Been far too long since we've spoken, you delightful boy.
Plenty of time for that though. Just thought you should know: daddy's coming home.
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[21 Jun 2010|12:32pm] |
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( Delivered to Okeanos )
Every year on this date I seem to have more girls contacting me to model than any other day. Coincidence? I suspect not so much. Quite a few young women looking to get back at their paternal figures for their crimes, either real or imaginary. (I've never quite believed that daddy won't buy me a Mercedes constitutes abuse. Almost but not quite. Child, back in my day we walked.)
I really had been counting on sunshine today so the fact that it was overcast and wet is making me moody and frustrated. I've decided to take it out on the few girls working in my apartment. (How wise is it to piss off the young women kindly working their re-touching magic? Wisdom was never my strong suit.)
Now I know that it's a Sunday night and my chances aren't good, but won't someone tell me they have some amazing party or event lined up for tonight? I need to be doing something more entertaining than this.
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[01 May 2010|05:43am] |
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In case any of my fellow Gods are without something to do tonight, I've got a group of my models and some of the delicious neighbor boys coming around to drink. With a little of my influence they should be drunken and naked long before the end of the night. (Although, considering what these girls do in front of my camera, some won't even need such godly pushes.)
Orgy, anyone? I'm hoping someone else will provide the wine as I'm just finishing up this last bottle.
No one unpleasant is included in this open invite, of course. I like these people and it's to be a night of fun and pleasure, not a bloodbath. Thank you very much.
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[10 Mar 2010|10:44am] |
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Oh damn. You mean they've created a government form now that I can't foist off onto my mortal?
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[13 Feb 2010|07:13am] |
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The Nirvana rotating dildo can be highly recommended. I only bought myself one of these as they're just so pretty.
For Valentine's Day I have no plans. How atrocious.
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